"Are you feeling alright? Maybe you're going down with a fever or something. Did you hit your head while walking home?
Just go and lay down and rest for now. If you don't feel better tomorrow, we'll have to go to the doctor."


What will you say?



No sir, I'm fine. I just need these tickets, so I'll skedaddle for now.

Fucking hell man, slow down. We don't even know each other, I'll leave and we'll act like this never happened.