"Oh, really? Is this how you're going to talk to your father now? I don't know what's gotten into you, Arisu.
Don't start, I'm too tired for this. Give me your phone and go to your room."
Not the phone!
What will you say?
Who on earth is Arisu? Don't know how to break it to you but I'm not your, uh, kid...?
(This is bad. Make a run for it.)